1 00:00:00,560 --> 00:00:02,440 Jabu, that client has phoned twice already. 2 00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:03,480 Please get there. 3 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:05,520 If they call me a third time, there'll be trouble. 4 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:07,680 Egg flip! 5 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:12,960 Wow! 6 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:15,600 That one is in my throat. 7 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:16,840 Eggs for breakfast. 8 00:00:18,720 --> 00:00:19,800 Egg flip! 9 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:21,720 Sorry, buddy. That was hard. 10 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:23,680 Well played. We'll play-- 11 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:26,760 You Roger Federer'ed me. 12 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:30,000 Been that long without action you have to touch each other? 13 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,040 No. 14 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:34,680 Look, it works like this. 15 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:37,240 A guy you don't like, you kick in the eggs. 16 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:39,800 But a guy you like, you flip the eggs. 17 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:42,480 But like, not in a gay way. 18 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:46,040 No, just two guys enjoying each other. 19 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:47,040 Once again... 20 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:48,400 not gay. 21 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:50,040 -It's 300kg of polony. -Paid? 22 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:51,080 They have paid. 23 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:53,520 -Egg flip! -Blocked myself! 24 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,560 You're quick, Jacques Kallis. 25 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:58,000 You'll cry one day when you can't have kids. 26 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:59,000 That's not a thing. 27 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:00,600 I swear. 28 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:05,360 Let's stop. It's a stupid game. 29 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:07,960 You won't say that when I egg flip you again! 30 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:10,280 Stop. 31 00:01:10,960 --> 00:01:13,440 This is a place for grown-ups. Stop being a child. 32 00:01:15,960 --> 00:01:17,000 Send that to me. 33 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:19,560 Zonk! 34 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:22,160 I zonked you! 35 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:24,280 We can do that! We can do that, right? 36 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:25,680 What? 37 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:32,080 In the 'tjoepter'. 38 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:33,080 Oh, wait. 39 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:35,600 No. 40 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:37,920 No, I think that borders on gay. 41 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:13,760 Okay, I've got it. 42 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:15,440 If you can choose, but you have to choose. 43 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:18,240 You're married to Tjaart, you have 24 kids, 44 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:19,840 but you're a billionaire. 45 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:22,360 Or you're married to Bobby 46 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:23,880 -because he's available. -Yeah, yeah. 47 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:26,480 But he has webbed toes and you owe the bank a billion rand. 48 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:27,520 What do you choose? 49 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:29,680 Firstly, 50 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:31,240 'billion' is an anglicism. 51 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:37,480 Come on, boys! Come on, boys! 52 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:41,600 Sam. 53 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:43,920 Really? 54 00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:44,960 Okay. 55 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:46,760 Jouba, remember the rule. 56 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,120 The guy whose ball it is can't be picked last. 57 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:50,920 Flip! 58 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:53,320 Losers! 59 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:54,480 Nice, Flippa. 60 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,040 Q. 61 00:02:56,920 --> 00:02:58,120 Butterfingers! 62 00:02:58,120 --> 00:02:59,880 You're getting butterfingers! 63 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:01,880 I played first team in high school, 64 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:03,880 but if Flip finds out I'm any good, 65 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:05,440 he'll never stop talking ball to me. 66 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:07,120 So, yeah. 67 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:10,920 Yeah! 68 00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:11,960 -I've got him. -Chase him! 69 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:13,040 -Defend, defend. -Chase! 70 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:14,400 I don't know what's more sad. 71 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:16,440 A bunch of grown men in chinos 72 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:18,400 playing touch rugby during lunch, 73 00:03:19,640 --> 00:03:21,640 or the fact that I really want to play with. 74 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:25,160 Can I play with you guys? 75 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:27,080 Uh, it's not... 76 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:28,880 It's not my ball. 77 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:30,280 Okay, whose ball is it? 78 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:31,600 It's a numbers thing. 79 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:33,840 -If you join now it'll be uneven. -Joanne? 80 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:36,560 A bunch of men running around trying to touch me? 81 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:38,680 -You wish. -You can take my place. 82 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:41,720 -Gavin, Gavin! -I threw my back out when practicing. 83 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:43,480 Okay, yes! Cool! 84 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:44,520 I tell you what. 85 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:46,080 Let the men play a quick game. 86 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:48,120 We'll play a round of UNO with you guys later. 87 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:50,280 What? No! I know rugby. I have brothers. 88 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:52,920 I'm not saying you can't play, it's just... 89 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:56,280 Actually, I'm making a call as the boss. 90 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:57,960 -Cool! -Why? 91 00:03:57,960 --> 00:03:59,400 -Huh? -Why? 92 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:02,560 It's touch rugby, ladies. 93 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:04,120 -Touch rugby. -Yes. 94 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:05,560 I won't be comfortable 95 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:08,040 when these guys start touching you and I witness it... 96 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:09,080 It's an HR nightmare. 97 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:10,600 -Yeah. -I'm fine, Flip. 98 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:12,000 I promise. It's just a game. 99 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,520 You say you're fine now, 100 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:15,200 but just now, 101 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:17,680 you and Kayle aren't in a team anymore. 102 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:20,600 Chances are good he'll see it as a perfect opportunity. 103 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:22,320 -What? -Yes. 104 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:24,400 First, he touches you on the hip. 105 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:27,280 And then he moves to your butt. 106 00:04:27,280 --> 00:04:28,640 Next time, he'll do it again. 107 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:30,280 Again and again. 108 00:04:30,280 --> 00:04:32,120 He gets bored. What now? 109 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:33,200 Let's touch your... 110 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:35,320 -boobs. -Hey, offside! 111 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:37,040 -Gross, Kayle. -I won't, Flip! 112 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:38,480 Ladies, I won't. I promise. 113 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:39,720 Before you know it, 114 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:41,720 where does he touch you? The wrong place. 115 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:43,760 -Good heavens! -What does that mean? 116 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:45,320 -Someone translate. -That's what we were taught. 117 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:49,560 Okay, please don't refer to it as the "wrong place". 118 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:50,960 Yes, Flip. It's the right spot. 119 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:52,520 No, definitely not that. 120 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:54,600 Guys, we're all adults here. Just call it a vagina. 121 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:56,000 Oh, Kayle! 122 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,320 -Oh, Kayle! -So gross! 123 00:04:57,320 --> 00:04:58,760 Gross. It's gross, guys. 124 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:01,080 You probably don't want to play anymore. It's so gross. 125 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:03,360 What? No, let's play. I'm ready. 126 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:06,000 Sorry, guys. I'm actually just gonna go for lunch. 127 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:08,640 Yeah, I'm also feeling a bit uncomfortable. 128 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,600 Oh, now you're uncomfortable? 129 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:13,480 Hey, we can play with four. 130 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:14,520 A lot more spa-- 131 00:05:15,280 --> 00:05:16,480 Hey, guys, come on! 132 00:05:19,280 --> 00:05:21,040 -See? -See what? 133 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:23,120 Ouch! 134 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:31,200 I wake up in this girl's bed, pal. 135 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:32,760 She's as ugly as the night. 136 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:34,560 I went over her palisade. 137 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:37,920 But look, that's where I got this. 138 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:39,880 I got cut here. 139 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:42,560 So then you wouldn't WhatsApp her the next day? 140 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:44,480 No, no. It's against my rules. 141 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:45,560 What are your rules? 142 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:47,560 You never message a girl the next day 143 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:49,200 unless you forgot your clothes. 144 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:51,200 Then you go back, do her again, 145 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:53,480 and then leave again, but remember your clothes this time. 146 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:57,320 -You're a pig. -Well, I work with polony. 147 00:05:57,920 --> 00:06:01,960 I also got 'done' this weekend. 148 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:06,240 Jeez. 149 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,640 -That's a bit rough on the ear. -Oh, why? 150 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:11,280 It sounds a bit off if a lady talks like that. 151 00:06:11,280 --> 00:06:12,720 So how should I say it? 152 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:16,640 Just say that you were spoilt by a guy. 153 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:19,200 -No. -No, a guy got hold of you. 154 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:21,920 No, no, no. A guy gently caressed you. 155 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:24,720 -That's nice. -Yeah, but the problem is... 156 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:26,200 he didn't. 157 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:27,480 He 'did' me. 158 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:31,680 -It's almost worse the second time. -Yes, much worse. 159 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:34,800 For the record, I was not 'done' this weekend. 160 00:06:35,840 --> 00:06:38,000 I'm not even sure what it involves. 161 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,800 Do you know what it is? 162 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:42,640 Let me understand this clearly. 163 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:45,920 If he says it he's a legend. 164 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:47,520 But if I say it, I'm slutty. 165 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:49,640 You hit the nail on the head. Exactly that. 166 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:53,040 So what do I do if I get 'done'? 167 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:55,560 Must I keep it to myself? What if I also want to brag? 168 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:56,680 Tell your girl friends. 169 00:06:57,120 --> 00:06:58,920 -In a sound-proof room. -Okay. 170 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:00,800 It just feels like double standards. 171 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:03,240 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Big accusations. 172 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:05,160 I don't have double standards. Where do you get that? 173 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:06,760 Okay, Flip. If you say so. 174 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:09,240 What would I do with two sets of the same standards? 175 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:11,320 I have two sets of very different standards. 176 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:13,080 One for men, one for women. 177 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:14,920 You can't treat a woman like a man. 178 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:16,520 It is double standards. 179 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:20,160 It is literally the description of double standards. 180 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:21,600 Okay, Emma. 181 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:23,000 Relax. Breathe. 182 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:24,840 I can see you have a bee in your bonnet. 183 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:28,200 -Men don't like an aggressive woman. -Oh. 184 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:29,520 Okay, so... 185 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:31,200 friendly, gentle. 186 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:33,480 That's what a guy likes. 187 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:34,560 Thank you, Tjaart. 188 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:36,320 Pleasure. 189 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,520 My nuts are in my throat. 190 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:46,160 I've always wanted to do that. 191 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:49,960 But no, it didn't feel right. 192 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:00,720 Tjaart's phone, hello? 193 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:02,840 He quickly stepped out, 194 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:04,280 but... 195 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:05,680 go for it. 196 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:07,680 Okay, "Ex-wife. 197 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:09,360 Daughter. Netball." 198 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:11,120 Got it. Okay, bye. 199 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:18,440 Emma. 200 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:20,800 I received an anonymous complaint 201 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:22,680 that you egg-flipped a male staff member. 202 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:23,800 Was it Gavin? 203 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:25,040 No, it was me! 204 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:27,560 Emma, you can't touch a guy there in the workplace. 205 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:29,760 I'm sorry, I know it's wrong. Sorry. 206 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:32,480 I forgive you. 207 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:35,880 Just carry on with your boys club. 208 00:08:35,880 --> 00:08:37,440 Why are you so grumpy? 209 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:39,120 Is it month-end again or what? 210 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:42,760 Flip, do you think it always happens at the end of the month? 211 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:44,680 No? 212 00:08:44,680 --> 00:08:47,160 Yes, Flip, it happens any time. It's like a full moon. 213 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:48,600 I'm just saying, 214 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:51,320 the office is a boys club and we don't feel welcome. 215 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:52,360 We? 216 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:54,640 Did Joanne and Miems also say something? 217 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:56,920 They don't have to say anything, you can see it. 218 00:08:56,920 --> 00:08:58,400 Then let's sort it out now. 219 00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:00,000 Tjaart, you're dismissed. 220 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,120 Ladies! 221 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:08,480 Yes, sometimes I think it would've been better 222 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:10,080 if I didn't have a mouth. 223 00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:11,760 Or an opinion. 224 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:14,360 Shut up, Emma. Shut up. 225 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:19,760 Tjaart, your phone rang and I answered it. 226 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:21,360 Why did you answer my phone? Who was it? 227 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:23,120 -It was a woman. -Yes, duh. 228 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:24,520 Who? 229 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:26,760 Hello. Who? 230 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:28,720 I can't remember her name. 231 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:29,760 But what did she say? 232 00:09:29,760 --> 00:09:31,400 -Did she leave a message? -Yes. 233 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:32,440 Come closer. 234 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:34,120 Come here. 235 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:37,560 She said you're the father of her child. 236 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:39,520 What? 237 00:09:39,520 --> 00:09:40,720 That's what she said. 238 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:44,360 Oh, dammit. 239 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,680 Okay, okay. Joubert, you have to remember. 240 00:09:47,680 --> 00:09:48,760 -You have to, pal. -Okay. 241 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:50,360 Names, names. 242 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:52,040 Was it Melissa? 243 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:53,960 Bianca? 244 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:55,880 Imogen? Does it sound familiar? 245 00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:58,720 Nadine, Amy, Anja? 246 00:09:58,720 --> 00:10:00,760 They were together. Was it two women who called? 247 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:02,000 -No. -Okay. 248 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,840 Anneke? Other Anneke? 249 00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:05,960 Petro? She's half deaf. Did she talk like this? 250 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:07,440 Petrusa? Ivanka? 251 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:09,400 Anai? Janine? 252 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:10,520 Ruan? 253 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:12,960 It's not a guy. Her mom and dad were both Ruan. 254 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:14,320 Margaret? Charné? 255 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:17,960 Sorry, dude. All those names sound right now. 256 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:19,760 Why didn't you write it down? 257 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:20,920 I didn't have a pen-- 258 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:22,800 You always have like a thousand pens! 259 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:24,200 There they are. 260 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:25,920 What the hell must I do now? 261 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:28,720 If I were you, 262 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:30,920 I'd start contacting all those ladies. 263 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:32,800 See if it's one of them. 264 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,680 -Yes, okay. That's a good idea. -Yeah. 265 00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:36,640 I can't believe this is happening to me again. 266 00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:39,720 I need like a million rands of airtime. 267 00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:43,120 Ladies, 268 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:44,920 I hear you're hysterical again. 269 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:49,920 These young girls of today don't know how to use sexism. 270 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:51,880 Do you know how much paid-leave I've had 271 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:54,120 just by saying I have women problems? 272 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:55,960 Flip, can I go home? 273 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:57,960 -I have woman problems. -Off you go! 274 00:11:00,680 --> 00:11:01,800 Thank you for your time. 275 00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:04,600 I know you have to go home to cook. 276 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:08,480 Hey, I'm joking. It's just a joke to break the ice. 277 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,720 I hear that you... 278 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:12,720 are unhappy in the office. 279 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:14,160 I don't have problems. 280 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:16,600 -Some of you-- -Flip, put yourself in my shoes. 281 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:17,640 I physically can't. 282 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:18,840 I'm a size 11, okay? 283 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:19,960 And even if I could, 284 00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:22,560 I wouldn't wear women's shoes because that not how I roll. 285 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:25,880 Side note, I don't trust a guy with a shoe smaller than a size 7. 286 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:27,760 -That's weird. -Yes, Emma. Flip's right. 287 00:11:27,760 --> 00:11:28,800 He can't wear your shoes, 288 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:31,400 because he's a man, you're a woman and we're different. 289 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:33,840 Yes, I also understand it that way. Thank you, sir. 290 00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:35,720 You see? Everyone's happy. Thank you, ladies. 291 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:37,680 -Miems, coffee? -No, no, it's fine. 292 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:39,120 I mean, everything's fine. 293 00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:41,200 I don't have a problem. 294 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,880 But I mean, just for fun... 295 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:44,720 How are we different? 296 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:46,960 We can do things you can't, 297 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,640 and you do things that we don't want to. 298 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:51,960 -Excuse me? -We don't want to do what you do. 299 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:53,640 We can, but don't want to. 300 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:56,040 You know, like making things pretty. 301 00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:59,360 And choosing the correct serviettes. 302 00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:01,800 And washing the dishes and laundry. 303 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:04,280 -And washing nappies. -Well, men can't have kids. 304 00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:06,360 Well, you can't have kids without us. 305 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:08,800 You know how it works, right? 306 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:11,320 Are you still too youn-- Okay, Emma. 307 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:14,320 -As work daddy-- -Okay, anyway. Still just for fun. 308 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:16,440 Walk away, girl. 309 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:19,440 According to you, men are the better sex. 310 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:21,080 Not at all. I love you guys. 311 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:23,320 You brighten up every room. 312 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:25,520 You're the most beautiful thing on a billboard. 313 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:28,040 You're a sunset in the desert. 314 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:32,200 -You're cute and pretty-- -Smart, innovative. 315 00:12:34,560 --> 00:12:36,680 Yes, yes, yes, yes. 316 00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:38,560 And what about sport? 317 00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:40,560 Women like Tatjana Schoenmaker. 318 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:41,680 Tatjana Smith. 319 00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:43,080 She has her husband's surname. 320 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:45,680 I mean, her maiden name was literally Schoenmaker. 321 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,160 You said it. You said it. 322 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:50,200 Sexist. 323 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:52,800 And she's very good. The best for a woman, 324 00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:55,920 but any guy will out-swim her. 325 00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:57,680 So, you think you can out-swim her? 326 00:12:57,680 --> 00:13:00,920 -You could, sir. -Well, we'll never know. 327 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:02,240 We can physical time it. 328 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,280 We can physic-- 329 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:05,520 Okay, fine. Not me, 330 00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:08,160 but the best male swimmer will do it without arms. 331 00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:10,640 So, why appoint women if we're so useless? 332 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:13,360 Whoa, don't put yourself down. Words have power. 333 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:16,880 -Your boss is a woman. Ayanda. -Hundred cement. 334 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:19,200 And you listen to her because she has authority? 335 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:20,840 No, I listen to her because she's black. 336 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:22,840 Yes. 337 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:24,960 Here's the corporate hierarchy. 338 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:27,240 Black woman, Black man, 339 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,080 Indian woman, Indian man, 340 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:31,440 the whole rainbow, and right at the bottom... 341 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:33,520 White Afrikaner man. 342 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:35,840 Top of the bottom. 343 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:37,720 Grateful to be here. 344 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,360 Thank you, ladies. I appreciate your time. 345 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:41,880 Miems, coffee? 346 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,080 See? 347 00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:45,920 Everyone's happy. 348 00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:47,760 Take the afternoon off. 349 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:48,840 Go shopping. 350 00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:51,800 Get together with friends and gossip. Get it out of your system. 351 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:53,400 Come back tomorrow, ready to rumble. 352 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,120 Thanks, Flip. I appreciate it. 353 00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:56,360 Absolute pleasure. 354 00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:57,760 You know what? Acually... no. 355 00:13:57,760 --> 00:13:59,920 Actually, I do have one more point, please. 356 00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:02,960 -I want to try something. -What? I'm a busy man. 357 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:05,360 -Close your eyes. -What? 358 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:06,800 Just do it. 359 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,840 -If you egg flip me-- -I promise I won't. 360 00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:12,120 Just close your eyes. 361 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:14,000 Imagine... 362 00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:16,920 you met the woman of your dreams. 363 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:20,560 -Go on. -You have a beautiful place... 364 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:24,000 with a garden, and a treehouse. 365 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,160 And an inside-braai. 366 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:28,040 -Your wife's pregnant. -Is it mine? 367 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:31,160 Yes. 368 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:34,640 She gives birth to your first child. 369 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:38,320 It's the most adorable little girl. 370 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:42,080 With the most beautiful eyes and cheeks. 371 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:43,680 -What's her name? -You can decide. 372 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:44,800 -Emma. -No. 373 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:46,600 Jemma. 374 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:51,440 You are Jemma's whole world. 375 00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:52,760 Her daddy is her hero. 376 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:55,120 Your whole reason for existence 377 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:59,200 is to go home and push her on your swing. 378 00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:02,880 Now, would you want her to grow up 379 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:06,960 with the same view of women? 380 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:21,960 Sorry, Jemma. 381 00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:24,120 Hello, Melissa. It's Tjaart. 382 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:27,360 Listen, is there anything you want to tell me? 383 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:30,000 Nothing big in your life 384 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,560 -like a pregnancy? -Emma! 385 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:33,480 Okay, no. I'm only asking. 386 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:34,600 Miss you, man. 387 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:36,360 No, I miss your husband, Louis. 388 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:37,400 Can I make your day? 389 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:39,520 That won't be difficult. 390 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:40,600 Okay, listen. 391 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:41,880 Louise, are you sure? 392 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:44,720 Okay, is your sister there? Put her on. 393 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:47,640 -His ex-wife called, and I answered. -Danielle! 394 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:49,760 She said their daughter made the A-team, 395 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:51,560 and he should call and congratulate her. 396 00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:53,400 Does Tjaart have a child? 397 00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:55,000 Yes, she's nine. 398 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,680 So I told him a woman called 399 00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:00,080 and he's the father of her child. 400 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:02,200 Alice, Alice, Alice! I have ten seconds of airtime. 401 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,520 Are you pregnant? Call me back. 402 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:04,920 You're going to hell. 403 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,560 "A woman called. You're the father of her child." 404 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:08,840 -What's not true? -Straight to hell. 405 00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:10,840 -Okay, thank the Lord. -I want to hear. 406 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:14,720 -Hey, I'm busy with a private call! -Sorry. 407 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,240 No, I'm talking to these virgins at work. 408 00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:18,880 Listen, are you preggies? 409 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:20,200 Okay, I worked it out. 410 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:23,200 She must've bought her life-detector test in the last three days. 411 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:25,880 Klerksdorp has 12 pharmacies. They're open ten hours a day. 412 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:29,800 So that's 360 hours of CCTV footage I have to go through. 413 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:32,560 Worst case, I'll know who it is in 15 days. 414 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:34,960 No one gets past Tjarra. 415 00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:37,840 Close your eyes. 416 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:39,680 Tjaart, lie down. 417 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:42,080 Close your eyes. 418 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:44,640 Listen to me carefully. 419 00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:47,200 Flip, please. I have something important to do. 420 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,000 You've just heard you're becoming a dad. 421 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,200 Did you tell him? 422 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:53,760 Shh, Tjaart. I just heard I'm becoming a dad. 423 00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:55,000 I saw the light. 424 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:56,960 I can't keep it to myself. 425 00:16:58,480 --> 00:16:59,800 You're welcome, ladies. 426 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:06,440 The phone rings. It's the doctor. 427 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:08,280 He calls to congratulate you. 428 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:09,720 It's a girl. 429 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:11,400 I know it's difficult. 430 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:12,760 You wanted a boy. 431 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:15,200 I've got three beautiful daughters. I couldn't be happier. 432 00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:18,400 Accept it. Open mind, open mind. 433 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:19,920 Let's give her a name. 434 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,040 Joné. 435 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:27,000 Tjarté. 436 00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:29,360 Jasmine. 437 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:31,560 Liesbet. 438 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:34,000 Queen Elizabeth. 439 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:35,840 Eyes closed. 440 00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:37,560 Look at your daughter. 441 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:38,560 Look her... 442 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,240 Joné, Tjarté, Jasmine, Liesbet, and Queen Elizabeth. 443 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:43,440 Look her in the eye and say, 444 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:45,560 "All she's good for 445 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:48,080 is to be a housewife." 446 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,200 Open your eyes. 447 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,120 That's not nice. 448 00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:58,040 So, why do you think that of women? 449 00:17:58,040 --> 00:17:59,880 I don't think of women like that at all. 450 00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:01,240 I always tell my girls, 451 00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:02,480 "The sky is the limit". 452 00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:03,520 "Limit." 453 00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:04,560 Do you hear that? 454 00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:06,400 Philip, are you trying to make us seem sexist 455 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:07,640 so you don't feel like the only one? 456 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:08,680 What? 457 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:12,080 Yes, I used to be a sexist, but I've changed. 458 00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:13,160 You know, 459 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:15,720 women are more than just incubators. 460 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:16,960 Buddy, I know! 461 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:19,120 -Why are you stating the obvious? -Wait. 462 00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:21,880 Am I the only one who still thinks this way about women? 463 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:23,240 Yeah, sounds like it. 464 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:25,720 Okay, as much as I want to hang around and braai nappies, 465 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:27,880 I have a pregnant woman to find on CCTV. 466 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:29,600 It was a metaphor! 467 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:33,000 Okay, you know what? Don't learn lessons. 468 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,400 Carry on with your lives-- 469 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,920 Just know that Flip Bosman 470 00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:38,680 doesn't have double standards anymore! 471 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:40,880 I have no standards! 472 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,560 Okay, you know what? 473 00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:46,320 Take that CCTV footage and shove it-- 474 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:47,760 Hello? 475 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:50,120 Okay, Joubert. 476 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,880 Use that big nugget of yours, okay? 477 00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:54,800 Are you sure you can't remember? 478 00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:57,040 -Think carefully. -Let me think. 479 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,400 Ex. Something with an ex. 480 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,920 An ex, as in a... click X? 481 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:04,400 -Like Q's people? -No, no, no. 482 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:05,680 No, like an ex. 483 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:07,320 Ex-wife? 484 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,000 Do you have an ex-wife? 485 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,600 Yes, I have an ex-wife, Shandre. 486 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:11,920 Shandre! 487 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:13,840 That's her name. 488 00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:16,400 No, that's impossible. We haven't in years... no. 489 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:18,840 No, she can't be pregnant. 490 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:21,320 I didn't say she was pregnant. 491 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:22,880 You did. You said she was pregnant. 492 00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:23,880 I said, 493 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:25,760 "You're the father of her child." 494 00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:28,240 Aren't you? 495 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:32,280 You bastard. 496 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:34,560 Okay. 497 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:37,320 -You'll be sorry. -For telling the truth? 498 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:38,440 You'll be sorry, buddy. 499 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,680 Shandre, why do you call on the land-line? 500 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,040 It's not cheaper anymore. 501 00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:43,200 This is you. 502 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:45,880 No, because we have Bozo the clown in the office. 503 00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:47,920 Nice pass. 504 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,200 Oh, wow! 505 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:51,720 She scored. 506 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:53,320 Quite a move. 507 00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:54,640 Big scrum! Big scrum! 508 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,600 Yes! 509 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:00,160 Nice! 510 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:05,040 Hello? 511 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,440 Whoa, whoa! My love, my love. 512 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,800 No, my angel. I'm not dead. 513 00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:12,320 Where did you hear that? 514 00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:18,600 Angel. 515 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:21,320 Angel, I'm 100% fine. I promise. 516 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:23,760 It was just a really stupid joke. 517 00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:25,840 I know it's not at all funny. You're right. 518 00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:27,160 Can I call you later? 519 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:28,760 Okay, bye. 520 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,400 -Really, bro? I'm dead? -Buddy, budd-- 521 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:36,440 -That's not on the same level, bro. -It's a misunderstanding, okay? 522 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:38,640 I typed a message that said, "Joubert's dead..." 523 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:40,480 and accidentally sent it. 524 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:42,600 Now I'm sending the next part saying, 525 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:43,960 "...happy with your relationship." 526 00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:45,160 Now she has the whole thing. 527 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:46,840 "Joubert's dead happy with your relationship." 528 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:48,160 -Am I wrong? -Come on, Tjaart. 529 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:49,960 -What-- -Aren't you happy, buddy? 530 00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:51,080 What's going on? 531 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:52,880 Tjaart told my girlfriend that I'm dead. 532 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:54,760 She's highly upset, bro. 533 00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:57,360 -I'd call her if I was you. -Not cool at all, bro. 534 00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:59,440 -Not cool. -Be a good boyfriend. 535 00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:05,560 Catherine. 536 00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:08,120 Catherine. 537 00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:10,680 Catherine. 538 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:12,560 -Catherine. -What's that? 539 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:15,240 I'm not going to call my daughter Queen Elizabeth. 540 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,200 -Oh, right. -But Catherine... 541 00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:20,000 Catherine feels right. 542 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:21,760 Yeah, yeah. 543 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:24,120 Catherine. 544 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:28,120 -Cath. -Yes. 545 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:31,160 No, no, no. 546 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:35,600 We can try, but no promises. 547 00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:38,680 Okay. 548 00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:41,800 Come in! 549 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:45,040 Flip. 550 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:49,720 Can I please go home a bit earlier? 551 00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:51,240 Shame, what's wrong? 552 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:53,000 I just don't feel well. 553 00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:54,520 Yes, but what's wrong? 554 00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:55,600 It's just... 555 00:21:57,480 --> 00:21:58,680 women problems. 556 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:00,320 Menstruation? 557 00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:02,000 Endometriosis? 558 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:05,160 -Chilblains? -What? No, just women problems. 559 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:06,480 -Can I go? -No. 560 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:08,880 -No? -Yes. 561 00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:10,760 I'm saying no. 562 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:14,360 If one of the guys asked I'd have said, "No, push through." 563 00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:15,560 So, Emma... 564 00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:16,600 no. 565 00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:18,280 Push through. Why? 566 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:19,840 Because you, 567 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:20,920 just like my Jemma, 568 00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:22,760 are a strong, independent woman 569 00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:25,000 -and you can do anything-- -Oh, jeez. 570 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,440 Wha-- What now? 571 00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:27,720 What... What's going on? 572 00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:30,240 I don't want to be treated the same now, Flip, okay? 573 00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:32,400 -I want to be treated differently. -What? 574 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:34,600 I just want to be treated differently now, okay? 575 00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:35,800 Because... 576 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:37,080 Because women are different! 577 00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:39,960 Wait, you keep telling me that you're not different-- 578 00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:41,240 Okay, just leave it. 579 00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:48,880 I learnt nothing today. 580 00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:54,760 Attention, people. 581 00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:56,920 I have an important announcement. 582 00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:58,960 When it comes to women issues, 583 00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:01,160 just know that I don't know. 584 00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:05,280 And always assume that I don't know. 585 00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:07,560 Please and thank you. 586 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:09,600 Men. 587 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:11,320 Ladies. 588 00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:13,920 My door's always open. 589 00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:26,840 What are you doing? 590 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:29,240 I'm eating ice-cream. 591 00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:30,760 Nice. 592 00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:33,120 Makes me feel better. 593 00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:42,680 I think you understand women better than you think. 594 00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:48,640 Things I don't understand... 595 00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:50,360 Women. 596 00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:52,520 The English. 597 00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:54,560 A car engine. 598 00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:57,040 Hansie Cronje's choices. 599 00:23:58,240 --> 00:23:59,880 How a plane stays in the air. 600 00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:01,840 Why my mother left. 601 00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:07,760 But what I do understand is that... 602 00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:10,800 there are certain things I don't understand at all. 603 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:12,520 So, in a way... 604 00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:14,760 I now understand more. 605 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:22,880 Mom called me at work to say you did well with Netball. 606 00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:25,720 I'm so proud of you. You are awesome. 607 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,160 Five goals! 608 00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:30,160 That's a new record. 609 00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:31,640 You're a little Protea. 610 00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:34,640 Okay, but I must go. 611 00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:36,440 Love you lots. Miss you. 612 00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:38,960 We'll see each other soon, okay? 613 00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,120 Okay, my sweetie. Kisses. 614 00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:45,120 Bye.